Alien Jerky Recipes That Will Blow Your Mind and Taste Buds

Have you ever wondered what makes alien jerky so addictively good? That perfect balance of sweet, spicy, and savory flavors that keep you reaching for just one more piece? Alien jerky has become something of a road trip legend, especially for anyone who’s driven through Baker, California, where the iconic alien-themed jerky shops draw curious travelers.

My first encounter with alien jerky came during a cross-country road trip with my kids, when we stumbled upon a quirky store advertising “Earth’s Best Alien Jerky.” The colorful packaging and bizarre flavors (think: Abduction BBQ and Probe-A-Licious Teriyaki) had us giggling, but the incredible taste had us hooked. Today, I’m sharing my homemade version that rivals anything you’ll find at those roadside attractions—without requiring a special trip to the desert.

Alien Jerky Ingredients

Alien jerky begins with quality meat and a perfectly balanced marinade that gives it that “out of this world” flavor profile. Traditional jerky shops might guard their recipes like Area 51, but I’ve experimented until finding this winning combination. The secret lies in creating layers of flavor—sweet, spicy, umami, and a hint of smoke—that develop as the jerky dries.

• 2 pounds lean beef (eye of round, top round, or flank steak)
• 1/3 cup soy sauce (or coconut aminos for gluten-free option)
• 1/4 cup Worcestershire sauce
• 3 tablespoons brown sugar (or coconut sugar)
• 2 tablespoons honey
• 2 teaspoons liquid smoke
• 2 teaspoons garlic powder
• 2 teaspoons onion powder
• 1 teaspoon black pepper
• 1-2 teaspoons red pepper flakes (adjust for heat preference)
• 1 teaspoon smoked paprika
• 1 teaspoon ground coriander
• Optional: 1/4 teaspoon Prague Powder #1 (if not consuming within a week)

For the more adventurous alien jerky fans, try adding unique twists like 1 tablespoon of coffee grounds, a splash of bourbon, or even a tablespoon of pineapple juice for that sweet-tangy dimension that makes commercial alien jerky so distinctive.

Timing

• Prep time: 30 minutes (plus 1-2 hours freezing time for easier slicing)
• Marinating time: 8-24 hours
• Drying time: 4-6 hours (dehydrator) or 3-4 hours (oven)
• Total time: 13-32 hours (mostly hands-off)

While this might seem like a long process, actual hands-on time is minimal—just 30 minutes of active preparation. The rest is just waiting, which is much shorter than the light-years aliens would travel for a taste of this jerky!

Step-by-Step Instructions for Making Alien Jerky

Making alien jerky at home isn’t rocket science, but there are some critical steps to ensure your final product has that perfect chewy texture and intense flavor that makes alien jerky famous.

Step 1: Prepare the Meat

1. Partially freeze your beef for 1-2 hours until firm but not solid. This makes it much easier to slice thinly.
2. Trim all visible fat from the meat (fat can cause spoilage).
3. Slice against the grain into thin strips, about 1/8 to 1/4 inch thick. For that authentic alien jerky texture, aim for consistency in thickness.
4. If you want bite-sized pieces, cut the strips into 4-5 inch lengths.

Step 2: Create the Marinade

1. In a large bowl, combine all marinade ingredients and whisk until sugar is dissolved.
2. Taste and adjust seasonings—this is your chance to make the flavor profile truly “alien” by adding extra heat or sweetness.
3. Add meat strips to the marinade, ensuring each piece is fully submerged.
4. Cover and refrigerate for 8-24 hours. The longer it marinates, the more intense the alien jerky flavor will be.

Step 3: Drying Your Alien Jerky

Using a Dehydrator:

1. Remove meat from marinade and pat pieces dry with paper towels.
2. Arrange strips on dehydrator trays, leaving space between pieces.
3. Set dehydrator to 160°F and dry for 4-6 hours until jerky bends without breaking but doesn’t snap.

Using an Oven:

1. Preheat oven to its lowest setting (ideally 170°F).
2. Place meat strips on a wire rack over a baking sheet.
3. Prop the oven door open slightly with a wooden spoon to allow moisture to escape.
4. Dry for 3-4 hours, checking regularly for doneness.

Pro Tip: Don’t overdry your alien jerky! It should be flexible, not brittle. If it snaps when bent, it’s overdone.

Nutritional Information

Homemade alien jerky is not just delicious—it’s nutritionally superior to many store-bought versions. A 1-ounce serving of this alien jerky contains approximately:

• Calories: 70-90
• Protein: 13-15g
• Carbohydrates: 3-4g
• Fat: 1-2g
• Sodium: 390mg

Unlike commercial alien jerky, which often contains preservatives and MSG, this homemade version delivers clean protein with minimal additives. The lean beef provides essential B vitamins and iron, making alien jerky a surprisingly nutritious snack for hiking, road trips, or even as protein-rich fuel for late-night gaming sessions.

Equipment Needed for Perfect Alien Jerky

Creating restaurant-quality alien jerky requires minimal equipment, but these tools will help ensure your cosmic snack turns out perfectly:

• Sharp knife (a slightly frozen cut is easier with a quality blade)
• Cutting board
• Large glass or plastic container for marinating
• Food dehydrator (ideal) or oven with wire racks
• Paper towels
• Airtight containers for storage

If you’re planning to make alien jerky regularly, consider investing in a meat slicer for consistent thickness. Many alien jerky enthusiasts swear that consistency in slicing leads to better texture in the final product.

Why You’ll Love This Alien Jerky Recipe

After testing dozens of jerky recipes, this alien jerky variation has become a family favorite for several compelling reasons:

• It’s significantly cheaper than store-bought alien jerky (saving up to 70%)
• You control the ingredients—no mysterious additives or excessive preservatives
• Customizable heat level—make it mild for earthlings or spicy enough for aliens
• Perfect for meal prep—make a big batch that lasts for weeks
• It’s a conversation starter at parties (who doesn’t want to try “alien jerky”?)
• Kids absolutely love the name and the slightly sweet flavor profile

One batch makes approximately 12-16 ounces of finished alien jerky (from 2 pounds of raw meat), which would cost $25-35 at specialty alien jerky shops. Your homemade version costs roughly $10-12 in ingredients.

Healthier Alternatives for Alien Jerky

While traditional alien jerky uses beef, you can create equally delicious variations with healthier profiles:

• Turkey alien jerky: Use turkey breast for a leaner option with 30% less fat
• Venison alien jerky: If you’re a hunter or know one, venison makes incredibly flavorful jerky with almost no fat
• Mushroom alien jerky: For vegetarians, king oyster mushrooms create a surprisingly meaty texture
• Coconut sugar substitute: Replace brown sugar with coconut sugar for a lower glycemic impact

For those watching sodium, you can reduce the soy sauce by half and add a tablespoon of balsamic vinegar to maintain depth of flavor. Your alien jerky will still taste out of this world while being more earth-body friendly.

Serving Suggestions for Alien Jerky

Alien jerky isn’t just for eating straight out of the bag (though that’s perfectly acceptable). Here are some creative ways to incorporate your homemade alien jerky:

• Chop finely and add to scrambled eggs for a protein boost
• Create an otherworldly charcuterie board with alien jerky as the star
• Dice and add to trail mix with nuts and dried fruits for hiking
• Use as a topping for loaded baked potatoes
• Add to stir-fries in the last minute of cooking for flavor and protein
• Pair with sharp cheddar and crackers for a quick appetizer

For an authentic experience, serve your alien jerky in small metallic bags or containers with space-themed labels. It makes a fantastic homemade gift that’s sure to spark conversation!

Common Mistakes to Avoid When Making Alien Jerky

Even experienced jerky makers can encounter challenges. Here are the top mistakes to avoid when creating your alien jerky:

1. Slicing with the grain – This creates tough, stringy jerky. Always cut against the grain for that perfect alien jerky chew.

2. Leaving too much fat – Fat doesn’t dehydrate properly and can cause your alien jerky to spoil quickly. Be meticulous about trimming.

3. Over-drying – Truly great alien jerky should be chewy, not brittle. When it bends and cracks (but doesn’t break), it’s done.

4. Inconsistent thickness – Varied thickness means some pieces will be perfectly done while others are either too dry or undercooked.

5. Skimping on marinating time – The deep flavor that makes alien jerky special comes from proper marination. Don’t rush this step!

Storing Tips for Alien Jerky

Proper storage ensures your alien jerky maintains its flavor and safety:

• For 1-2 weeks of storage: Place cooled jerky in airtight containers or sealable bags at room temperature.
• For 1-2 months: Store in the refrigerator in airtight containers.
• For up to 6 months: Vacuum seal and freeze your alien jerky.

Before storing, be absolutely certain your alien jerky is completely cooled. Any residual heat can create condensation in the container, which may lead to mold. If you notice any white spots, unusual odors, or sliminess, your alien jerky has been invaded by earthly bacteria and should be discarded.

For gift-giving, portion your alien jerky into small vacuum-sealed packages with fun labels. They’ll stay fresh for months, ready for any snack emergency!

Conclusion

Making alien jerky at home connects you to both an iconic road trip tradition and the timeless practice of preserving meat through drying. There’s something deeply satisfying about creating a snack that’s typically only available at specialty shops—and making it even better with your personal touches. This alien jerky recipe balances sweet, savory, and spicy notes perfectly, creating a portable protein source that’s as practical as it is delicious.

Whether you’re preparing for a long road trip, stocking up for hiking adventures, or just want a protein-rich snack that breaks away from ordinary jerky, this alien jerky delivers stellar results. I’d love to hear about your experience making this recipe—especially any creative flavor variations you discover! And if you’re looking for more preservation techniques, check out our complete guide to food dehydration on Harmony Meal.

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